Recently I returned from a trip where I spent an obscene amount of time in various airports across the U.S. With plenty of time to people watch between flights I realized the sheer lack of airport acumen displayed by the majority of the traveling public. So here are a few tips to ensure that the next time you travel you won't be lumped in with these unfortunate individuals.
Dress like a grown up. Leave the sweat pants and hoodies in your luggage and reach for something that looks good while remaining comfortable and functional.

Throw on a sports coat or blazer. It won't get as wrinkled as it would of had you packed it, plus it will keep you warm on those long chilly flights.
J. Crew Blazer ($265)


Opt for a shoe that is easy to slip off like loafers or boat shoes. No one wants to spend any extra time in the security line bumbling with shoe laces.
Kenneth Cole ($175)
Sperry ($75)

Upgrade your carry on. You don't want to look like the 45 year old I.T. guy in A23 with his mini suitcase on wheels. Try a good duffel bag or weekend bag.
Leather Banana Republic Bag ($278)
Canvas Weekender by Target ($29)

Know the
rules. A great deal has changed in the past few years regarding airport security. So please take the extra fifteen minutes and update yourself on any new rules or regulations.

Last but not least. . . If you own a fanny pack please take it to the nearest open flame and set that bitch ablaze. There is no socially appropriate forum for this unfortunate rear end satchel. (seriously, I saw at least ten on my trip)